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Saturday, January 5, 2013

Today I made 4000 Impossible miles into Possible!



January 5, 2013

Today I made 4000 Impossible miles into Possible! Throughout eight months of harsh environment and brutal terrain across the treacherous Andes Mountains and along the mighty Amazon River, I pushed myself to new limits every day. When my body crushed under the tropical disease, Dengue fever, I didn't stop and now have pushed myself OVER the limit... One more final push to go and I must take a pause.
I must pause to heal my body, gain energy, and bring myself to stand strong back on my feet to enable the accomplishment of my goals. 
At no moment along these tough months did I second guess my decision to go on this path. With every Amazonian mile I crossed and with each obstacle in my way, I became stronger. Each mile that I have passed charged my soul and boosted my energy. But my body, although young of 64 years, could not sustain a little mosquito of the tropics...
Unable to intake food due to the Dengue fever I lost 40 pounds in a short time. Weakness from the disease slows me down and threatens to impair my judgement. The final expedition stretch along the Amazon region in Brazil is infested with drug trafficking and automatic weaponry pointed at us at each curve of the mighty River. This holds a great danger to me and my team; not from nature, nor the elements, ONLY mankind! Such hostile environment requires my full vigilance! My responsibility as the expedition leader is greater than ever. Therefore, I must pause and seek proper medical evaluation and treatment before heading back on the trail. 

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction!"
...and I will continue!!!

Mickey Grosman
Amazon 5000 expedition leader   








Wednesday, July 11, 2012

AN IDIOT ABOARD - A tale from AMAZON 5000 expedition



 You know Amazon 5000 expedition is not a picnic, right? we all see Mickey Grosman and his team on pictures they transmits via satellite communication devices that they carry on their backs. We see how all physical challenges appear obvious on their faces, buddies and actions. They are with no doubts facing great forces of nature and do their bests to survive the elements and to prevail! What we can't see in the pictures is how the Amazon 5000 expedition team SURVIVE MICKEY - the expedition leader and the spirit behind it - a tough special forces veteran dude who brings to the journey a great deal of powerful demeanor and disciplinary sets of rules, military style, he expect all to adapt. All! Who are these All?  Five Amazonian indigenous that lived till now only by the rules of the jungle (means; NO RULES), and one young fellow 'merican who volunteered to join Mickey aboard Amazon 5000 expedition all fascinated by the opportunity to go on such adventure on locations others don't dare to go. Did he know what's ahead of him? Probably not. Can he prevail? But he is still there, dragging his feet all along behind the team, most of the time in a zombie stage of mind, but he keeps going and we salute him for that. His motivation to keep going pushes him a day at a time. Every evening he spends time with Mickey who recaps the events of the day, documenting the journey, stories that Mickey highlights and the "Kid" write down, stories that are sent our way via satellite transmission directly from the expedition ground and in real time***.

Trying to help the "Kid" gain focus Mickey has asked him to log his own experience daily in short sentences.

This is what Matt Saxman - the "Kid" has to say in his own words:
July, 7, 2012

"Hi Noga, Mickey has asked me to start a list of things I am learning here and his rules. I just started a few days ago (7/5), so there is much more to come. He wanted me to send you some of what I have so far... I still have much more to learn and will be making the list much larger as we continue".

AN IDIOT ABOARD: 
"The transformation of matt saxman during 5000 miles with mickey grosman"
  • 1. I am an Idiot, everything I thought I knew was wrong. Everything I am learning is right.
  • 2. All the camera men on the survival shows on T.V. are pansies and get to ride in cars and other easy stuff. This is an expedition with no breaks! Everyone works equally as hard and I must work even harder.
  • 3. Everyone can sit in the bar and say how tough they are, this is bullshit! Only the real men go out and do it.
  • 4. Open your pace, the bigger the steps you take the faster you move. 
  • 5. When you set up a tarp make sure it is tight, and high so there are no leaks.
  • 6. Always shake out your boots and clothes before wearing.
  • 7. Do not talk too much, or you will be assigned a task to shut you up.
  • 8. If you complain about the weight of your backpack more will be added.
  • 9. keep everything you can as dry as possible. Especially your tent.
  • 10. Do what Mickey says right away, because he will ask something else soon and you will forget the first thing.
  • 11. Never ask if you can do something tomorrow or later.
  • 12. Download all pictures and video every night.
  • 13. When food is scarce it is important to share and be polite. It doesn't count when everything is ok.
  • 14. Always put vaseline on your feet in the morning, and iodine at night.
  • 15. When it is cold out, wear layers.
  • 16. You do not always need to ask permission, it is better to do something until you get told not to.
  • 17. Use your sense and dont ask stupid questions!
  • 18. Do not use your knife close to your body, especially any of your arteries.
  • 19. Don't argue or question any commands.
  • 20. Always check the battery and memory card conditions every night. 
  • 21.  Do not walk with bear mace in your pocket.
  • 22.  Do not say please and thank you to Mickey.
  • 23.  Do not trust the indigenous with the candy or sweet crackers.
  • 24.  My mom does not know everything!
  • 25.  When repelling put the rope around the tree and use both ends so you can retrieve it. 
  • 26.  Always treat the water you drink from rivers with iodine.
  • 27.  If someone doesn't ask something, there is no reason to tell them.
  • 28.  You don't get if you don't ask.
  • 29.  Put Vaseline on your knife so it doesn't rust.
  • 30.  Look before you grab a tree or vine to see if its spiny.
  • 31.  Don’t touch Mickey's stuff unless he tells you to.
  • 32.  When Mickey says to clean something, he wants it to look brand new.
  • 33.  Just because Mickey asks you to carry something doesn’t mean you can use it.
  • 34.  Always boil milk from strange cows.
  • 35.  Put leaves on the ground before your bottom tarp, to provide an air cushion and a little more warmth.
  • 36.  Always stay hydrated during dehydration drink Hammer gel.
  • 37.  Take Hammer electrolytes every morning.
  • 38.  Never buy cheap boots for an expedition.
  • 39.  Never ask mickey to help you treat a wound, he will do it.  But it will be painful.
  • 40.  A little lie that causes high morale is better than a truth that causes a bad situation to get worse.
  • 41.  You must have dry tinder to start a fire in the jungle.  A candle is very helpful as well.
  • 42.  Never get caught just sitting around, there is always work to be done.
  • 43.  Don't think, do what your told when your told.
  • 44.  If you fall behind you will be left behind!
  • 45.  Don't bullshit Mickey he is not your momma.
  • 46.  Always turn off the camera before you put it away in dry bag or you are a piece of idiot!
  • 47.  Do not stick up for yourself even if you know you are right.  Mickey is right no matter what! Only agree, back talking makes it worse!  And you will have to write it down here....
  • 48.  Do not throw cotton away!  It is useful for fire and many may other things. 
  • 49.  Control your hunger, food should not be your first priority!
  • 50.  Vaseline is helpful for making fire. 
July, 11, 2012
  • 51.  I am here only as long as I do my job, if I become useless I will head home. 
  • 52.  If Mickey says tomorrow we have the day off to relax, this means he will sleep in.  You still must be up early to prepare his breakfast, coffe, and go film wild life!  If you ever sleep in when you have a day off you will suffer for it severely for the rest of the day!
  • 53.  Be proactive!  If Mickey must tell you to do something it is too late!  You must always be one step ahead to avoid being yelled at!
  • 54.  Always check the leaves for ants before you use them for toilet paper!
  • 55.  Only Mickey can fart in the tent, if you do you will sleep outside.
  • 56.  If Mickey sees you using something he wants he will take it! 
  • 57.  Mickey is like a drug dog for baby wipes, there is no hiding them!  If you have them he will find them.
  • 58.  If you call Mickey a name he will insult your mother for the rest of the night.
  • 59.  Always share your tooth paste or Mickey will give it away.
  • 60.  Mickey has good aim, especially with a camera at your face!
  • 61.  Do not waste time and money, always make sure your video is perfect.
  • 62.  Always triple and double check the camera audio to make sure it is working.
  • 63.  In the jungle, the jungle camera lense will fog, monitor it before every shot.
  • 64.  Always camp at least 200 ft away from the river!  More if you have recently seen the river flood over twenty feet!  Also more especially if there is recent signs of flooding 10 ft above your head!
  • 65.  Sleep with your watch on, your Delorme and your knife in your pocket!  If the river floods and you loose everything you are dead!
  • 66.  Always have a knife on you!  Whether you are eating, sleeping, or shitting!  It is the most valuable survival tool!
  • 67.  When shit hits the fan do not worry about your gear, electronics, or personal safety!  Keep recording and run after Mickey and the others no matter where they go!
  • 68.  When rushing down a rapid river on a jungle built balsa raft at 0600 in the morning, you must be aware of riverside trees!  If you approach one you must lie down and hold on tight or you will be swept off the raft!
  • 69.  In an emergency put your boots on first or you will loose them in the flash flood and be stuck wearing pink crocs (Noga's) until you find a replacement.

*** we couldn't bring over to you the expedition stories in real time without the support of the good people at SPS Sarasota, FL http://www.facebook.com/satellitephonestore, who stands STRONG behind Mickey while sponsoring Amazon 5000 - for the Cure with Internet Satellite communication devices and services. Thank you guys! 

Monday, July 2, 2012

Mickey's Blog - Amazon 5000 Expedition - Down the Eastern Andes and a Bear Mace Story

Down the Eastern Andes to the Tropical Orient!

7-2-2012:  Today we continued on through the foothills of the Sumaco Volcano, we have finally passed it after working so hard to get here these last weeks.  The weather is getting a little warmer but it is still impossible for us to communicate with the outside world due to the dense canopy.  The canopy is still too thick for our satellite communication devices to penetrate.  The rain here is still constant and now it is much stronger!  It ranges from a light rain to a very heavy downpour!  We are all still soaked to the bone, and unable to make fire.  Today I have encountered fairly interesting specie, a native to the Rain-forest.  I found a giant earthworm.  This one was about 4 ft long but they reach up to 8ft.  It was huge! and surprisingly fast moving one.  We continued on through the eastern slopes of the eastern Andes, up and down hills, slipping in the mud.  I am very excited to get to the tropical jungle where I don’t have to deal with these mountains any longer. (Sigh)

  

A BEAR MACE story - or, the most powerful pepper spray in the world:

7-3-2012:  What an interesting day!  I witnessed some of the most extreme stupidity and pain that I have ever seen, and yes, you guessed it!  It was brought to us by none other than Matt Saxman. 

But first let me tell you it is getting warmer and warmer every day.  We also are hearing much more animals now. Last night was a nice one. It is nice to hear the sounds of the night creatures rather than endless silence we’ve experienced on the high mountain ridges.  We woke up at about 05:00 and were off.  We continued to hack our way through dense vegetation, up and down over mountains and through valleys.  We have been coming across several rivers and small waterfalls.  They are still rushing rivers and rapids, and quite a challenge to cross. 

I was walking along hacking my way through this dense vegetation when all of a sudden one of the indigenous ran up to me screaming!  He was going nuts yelling SANGRE (Spanish for blood) SANGRE MATT, and pointing at his genital.  I knew this couldn’t be good!  I quickly turned back down the trail and ran as fast as I could towards the screams of pain coming from a small stream.  When I arrived all I could see was Matt’s white butt through the trees.  I had my Delorme satellite device in my hands and was ready to press the emergency evacuation button!  I came up to him, as he was letting out these strange yelps of pain.  I said; show me your injury! He yelled something out in his weird shriek that I did not understand.  He had his genital in the waterfall and seemed to be rinsing it off.  I said again; show me you injury!  I was worried and though he was in shock!  He turned around and there was nothing there but his shriveled up wiener. No SANGRE, no blood - NADA! Right then I finally understood what he was yelling, he was screaming BEAR MACE!!!  We have been carrying bear mace in case we come across a dangerous wildlife.  I later found out that the bear mace that was tied on his backpack fell off and he put it in his pocket.  Like an idiot!  A few minutes later he fell down and the bear mace went off all over his crotch.  Once I realized what happened I broke out into laughter!  I could have never in my wildest dreams imagined this guy or anyone else accidentally spray there genitals with the most powerful pepper spray in the world!  He was crying out and begging me to hit the evac rescue button.  I laughed even harder and asked what he was going to tell them?  That he was an idiot and bear maced his balls!?  There’s no way I was going to let that happen.  I told him to sit down in the river and let the poison dilute itself.  He sat there for about 10 minutes yelping in agony.  He also asked me to give him some Morphine or some of the very strong pain killers we are carrying for an extreme emergency.  I told him No way! These are only for broken bones or other severe injuries!  After an hour of recovery time I told him that it’s going to hurt walking just as much as it does sitting.  I made him grab his gear and we continued on.  The rest of the day I could hear him moan and groan with every step.  He was in much pain from the bear mace accident.  The indigenous all laughed at his expense, but not surprised...  We continued on through rivers and over mountains until we reached a nice place to camp around 17:00.  It is 20:00 now and Matt is still in pain from the earlier incident.  I think I will let him have some Advil so he can sleep it off.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Mickey's Blog - Amazon 5000 expedition - Still crossing the Eastern Andes

7-1-2012:  We have now been walking more than 11 days crossing the Eastern Andes at the Sumaco National Park looking for the foothills of Volcano Sumaco. We are now going downhill towards San Jose de Payamino.  We have been trekking through dense, dense, dense vegetation.  We are soaked from head to toe and are still very cold!  We are also covered in mud due to the loose ground.  What I am describing here is nothing compared to reality, the conditions are so incredibly miserable and tough that there is no word to describe it.  I seek for another word that is worse than hell to describe how miserable the situation we are in is.  We are also very hungry!  We have no energy from no food and the long cold sleepless nights.  Worst of all there is no way to make a fire since everything is so wet.  We are trapped at the point of no return with only one way to go, forward.  We must continue towards Sumaco.  The indigenous quit on me a couple of days ago, but they have had no other choice but to continue along side of me.  Their options are to continue with me or risk their life going alone, as they are now not certain of the way back. So we are together again for bad or good despite our disagreements of few days ago. It was defiantly a clash between two worlds, between modern technology world and old tradition of “father to son” methods of the jungle world. Being caught in the tangled mountains at cold weather and high elevation, my indigenous support team – Indians from the tropical flat Amazon jungle, have lost trust in the satellite communication devices I carry. They got panicked as they realized we cannot follow the directions our GPS devices suggest. The high elevation mountains have basically blocked us. The deep gorges surrounded us, rapid rivers beneath us, winds and downpours above us, and the life threaten situation has become obvious! They insisted to navigate their way, the only way they know, thought by father to son. With much respect I let them do it. I had to give them the confident that I trust them. I know them for many years and witnessed their great navigation skills at their tropical jungle of flat land. Could they suggest a way to penetrate these mountains?
No, they couldn’t. These high elevation mountains are not their typical land and the survival codes here are far from the ones they know. Leading us blindly they pulled west rather east with no way to recover. It was Sunday afternoon when we descended half way a 3000 meter mountain and found ourselves in a lower valley locked in between deep gorges. I have ordered a retreat to Friday’s camp so we can head east from there. The mutiny became now obvious. They refused to climb up back to the mountain ridge we just left 2 days ago. I didn’t blame them. That is a tough terrain! Add to it the constant rain, low temperatures and high gusting winds, none of us could adjust to the cold climate. It hurt our bodies and kill our spirits. We are heading back to Friday’s camp!  We must find our way to the lower tropics soon!

Norma, one of my indigenous videographers, is very sick with a high fever.  She is constantly shaking and can barely move. She seems to suffer from dehydration and we treat her with fever reducers and with jungle “Shamanic” methods she is accustomed to. It is so cold and raining all the time and people forget to maintain hydration. This can be fatal for her if not dealt with immediately. I encourage my expedition team to push forward rapidly so to get to a point where I can evacuate her. Nixon, one of my other indigenous videographers, has severely injured his ankle. These illnesses have really slowed us down and prolonged our descent back to warmth at a low elevation. I have injured my knee and ribs badly, every step is a struggle for me at this point but we must continue. There is no trail, and each inch must be opened by machete. We are constantly fighting off saw grass, as it cuts every exposed inch of our body. Our faces, wrists, and especially our hands are covered in cuts and scrapes. There is also other thorny vegetation that we sometimes grab by reflex as we slip in the mud. Every person falls almost every other step, it is impossible to count how many times a day we all fall since the number is so high. 

All of us feel that this Cloud-forest jungle wants to kills us and keep us here. Everything is holding us back and trying to keep us from moving forward. I feel like this place wants to keep me here forever! I am constantly tangled in webbing bamboo, and it is always trying to pull me down to the ground.  Another dangerous part to this is that everything the indigenous cut with the machete is at an angle, making it like a spear sticking out of the ground. It is like the bamboo traps from Vietnam War! I have almost been impaled by the bamboo spears several times, one time it would have gone through my shoulder if it weren’t for my backpack strap deflecting the blow. We have had to cross several rivers that are rushing rapids! Very dangerous, they rise very high from all the constant rain. Some of them are rushing so powerfully that we cannot even maintain our footing, we have to hold on to a rope and pull ourselves across as our bodies are dragged through the water. 

Yesterday, Matt had a mental break down.  He has injured his ankle and has become the slowest of all of us.  He fell further behind than usual and when he finally caught up he told me he was crying because it is so tough!  He said he hasn’t cried like that in at least ten years.  He is exhausted from this extreme and difficult terrain.  To top all this off we are all still carrying our 50lb packs.  All these packs have our state of the art tech equipment, for satellite communication.  We haven’t been able to use these communication devises for the last few days due to the dense canopy.  The signals are not able to penetrate through the canopies and other over head vegetation.  Some of the trees here are over 200 ft tall with incredibly thick canopies, so if the rain ever does let up which it only has once or twice,  there is no way for us to charge our electronic equipment.  All of our batteries are charge by solar, and since we have no sun, we have no power.  This place really wants to get the best of us and is doing its best to make us quit, however I will not quit!  I will push everyone to keep going on and make it through this hell!  This is my Amazon 5000 expedition, and I am here to make the Impossible Possible!